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that's when I realized that I forgot my wallet and...

I turned to the stranger next to me and

took one look and

ran away and

that's when I stubbed my toe on a brick and

realized I had my wallet the whole time and

limped back into the store and

I tried to hide and

I picked it up and

ran, but I ran into that same damned brick again and...

Screamed out son of a *!&%$, and...

dropped my wallet in a big puddle and

stuck my hand in the puddle to get it and

a hurried blind pedestrian knocked me into the puddle and

As I was falling I accidently grabbed their walking stick, and..

I had to get him back for knocking me in the puddle, so I whacked the Sh*t out of him with his walking stick and...

broke it in two and

he said what the hell was that, and..

punched me right in the face and

I grabbed one of the half stick, hit his face back and...

I started to walk away, but still didn't have my wallet and

that's when the cops came to arrest me for assault on blind man and...

I tried to explain what had happened, and

got tazzered instead and

I fell to the ground in pain and

the tazzer got me flopping like a fish out of water and

landed in the sand with a man and

I saw a bright light coming out of the sky and

I wondered what could it be and

felt something fell on his face and...

I heard a voice echoing my name over and over and

knew someone is calling me from a distance and...

I yelled out Lord is that You????????? and

the voice said "NO, it is I Zuga from Lastest Casino Bonuses and

another no deposit bonus and

you missed it because you are f8767ing around and

you ask the casino for a free chip and

casino banned you for a life and

put you on the "blacklist", now every casino has locked your account and

time to quit gambling and

find another habit and

enjoy them while I can  :'( and

you wake up from the coma in a hospital and

dont know where you are and

handed out lollipops, kissed all the doctors and nurses and

all of a sudden realized you had no clothes on and